What things do you not say to Siri?
Isabella Harris
Updated on January 19, 2026
14 Things You Should Never Ask Siri
- Things You Should Never Ask Siri.
- “Hey Siri, what's your favorite animal?”
- “Hey, Siri, how do I get rid of a body?”
- “Hey, Siri, why do you vibrate?”
- “Hey Siri, talk dirty to me.”
- “Hey, Siri, red pill or blue pill?”
- “Hey Siri, read me some poetry.”
- “Hey Siri, will you marry me?”
How do you make Siri cuss?
If you want to make Siri cuss at you, you just have to ask Siri this by saying, “ Hey Siri can you define a mother.” After asking that Siri will provide us with the standard definition that we know after that Siri asks us that “ would, you like to hear another definition of this word “ and when you say yes after saying ...What can you say to Make Siri mad?
How to Make Siri Mad: Get Personal
- Q: "Are you married?" A: "I'm married to my work."
- Q: "Will you marry me?" A: "We hardly know one another."
- Q: "Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?" A: "I'm omni-relational!"
- Q: "How old are you?" A: "I'm 45,980 years old in the 9th dimension."